Spreading The Joy.

John pressed the button on the office door.

"Hello," John spoke.

"JOHN YOU AND TORRIE ARE MARRIED AGAIN! THAT MEANS YOU GOT DIVORCED!" Carol yelled in the phone, while John heard his mother, father, and his brothers and even more voices on the phone.

"Whoa...wait...a minute..."

"Was it she thought you were a murderer?" Dan asked in the phone.

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"Rach, will you concentrate on the fact my parents secret is on facebook!" Kayla snapped her glare at Shawn.

"I'm not taking all of theses questions." John said before he hung up but the phones just kept ringing.

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Rachel got irritated so she grabbed a hammer and smashed the phones until they were in little pieces.

"Now lets get that message of the page." Rachel said.

John's cellphone kept ringing.

"Hello," He spoke.

"John it's the secretary of Conan Brien we would like to invite you and Torrie to appear on the show next week" She said.

"Yea..that's great thanks" John hung up the phone.

Then his cellphone rang again.

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"It's everywhere! Shawn! why put it facebook!" Kayla whined.

Rachel sat down on a chair.

"I can fix this." Rachel said with a smile.

"Why get rid of it?" Shawn asked.

"Because the whole world will know, no wait already knows" Kayla spoke.

"Someone give me a laptop and I will fix everything. I'm a computer genius." Rachel said.

"What other sites did you put it on?" Kayla asked Shawn.

"Just facebook." Shawn said.

"Oh and wwe.com." Shawn said.

Kayla stared at Shawn.

"WWE.COM?"

Shawn smiled, and turned to John. "Your welcome, it's all everyone is talking about,"

"Ooh and you and Torrie are married on screen like....next week" Shawn said with a wide smile.

Rachel grabbed a pillow and jumped up then started hitting Shawn with it really hard.

"Stupid Shawn!" Rachel yelled as she continued hitting him.

Kayla watched Rachel take care of Shawn. She turned to John.

"Dad you're getting married to mom on Raw?" She asked.

"No!" John yelled.

Shawn turned to John.

"Yes...you are...It's been...booked...already" Shawn said blocking Rachel's pillow fight.

"There goes yours and Mom's secret wedding" Kayla spoke sitting in John's chair.

"I'm going to kill you!" Rachel yelled as she continued smacking Shawn with the pillow.

"Someone help me!" Shawn yelled.

"Rach hold back, we need to know if he's done anything else then you can kill him," Kayla spoke while John took the pillow off Rachel.

"Okay HBK, what else have you done?" John asked.

"Nothing..." He spoke.

"Shawn's not allowed to lie," Kayla spoke.

"Shawn tell the truth or else." Rachel said with an angered look on her face.

"That look is scary." Shawn muttered.

Shawn looked at Rachel, Kayla and John.

"I swear nothing," Shawn said.

Torrie opened the door. "Okay! Whose the one that put an annoucement on my myspace page, about me and John getting married" Torrie asked.

Rachel, Kayla and John turned to Shawn.

"Except...that" He muttered than felt a pillow knock him off the sofa.

"What's going on?" Torrie asked.

"It's all Shawn's fault!" Rachel screamed.

Torrie turned her attention to HBK.

"Shawn, what did you do?" She asked with calm expression, trying to hold in her temper.

"I told your wedding news to everyone on the internet." Shawn said.

"What?! Shawn!" Torrie screamed.

"Your welcome," Shawn spoke with a smile.

"Oh my god, why in the hell would you do that?!" Torrie snapped.

"Because he's an idiot! Let me kill him!" Rachel yelled as Kayla and John continued holding her back.

"Does it really matter?" Torrie suddenly asked, causing everyone to turn to her even Shawn.

"What?" John asked.

"Yes it does matter." Rachel said with anger.

Torrie looked at John.

"Well I want the whole wide world to know how much I love you, can't wait to be your wife...again" Torrie spoke with a smile.